Saturday, March 6, 2010

The beer bong and the 16 year olds

When we were 18 I accompanied Sean to a going away party for a 16 year old girl he knew from Cadets. Kim.
Naturally we brought 2 slabs an a beer bong and entered the party as those older guys who are just so freaking cool to 16 year olds.
Now I'd be lying if I said I remembered more than 10% of this night at this point however the important details are there. One 15 year old girl (Jacqui) took a liking to me so to show her 'coolness' kept having a go at the beer bong. Now I was well aware that she was only trying to impress me so I did the responsible thing the older, more mature person should do in this kind of situation; I encouraged her until she passed out on a bean bag.
Allegedly I was spotted semi-conscious in the laundry with a bra on my head and there was definitely a fair attempt at break dancing.
Oh and while the details are not completely clear, it is possible Sean's on the hook for statutory rape. Who knows.

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