A Kidsummer night's dream.

Depending on who I'm telling, this may be referred to as one of my proudest or least proud moments.

It starts one Green Week Tuesday morning when myself and Ben decided to get involved. Now most of the day is long gone now, however I know that between us we had a slab and a half over the course of the afternoon. The last 10-12 beers were being dragged around by the plastic and at some point Ben must have let go because it vanished.

Around 2pm I was happily drunk watching the events of the day and beer poured on my head from above. Ben had decided to stand on a balcony above me and pour his beer over me. Must have seemed like a good idea at the time or something. Much later my revenge was had when I stumbled across two loaves of unsliced bread and walked in on Ben doing what was known as the nudie bong, since no pants (or underwear) could be worn while drinking from it. Picture me blind drunk, with a loaf of bread on each hand running in beating him with both loaves of bread while he tried to cover himself up and his face. I guess you had to be there. I proceeded to break the bread up into chunks and throw it at him. It was just after this when campus security came by asking if they'd seen anybody running around naked.

Anyway slightly before this incident, we were walking past the theatre and a large crowd appeared to be filing in; so naturally I decided to strip down to my underwear and ask Ben to meet me with my clothes on the other side. Then while heading towards the crowd I pulled off my underwear and waved them around above my head while running towards them. It wasn't until I made it 2/3 of the way through the crowd before I heard that the crowd was yelling something about "the children". Turned out most of the crowd were families with small children. So I ran, and I ran; still naked, being chased by angry fathers. Not entirely sure how I ended up clothed again, but that security guard I mentioned above was searching for me.

In the morning there were ticket stubs floating around that said "A kidsummer night's dream"

Awkward.